marble quotes...

a little knowledge can go a long way
action causes more trouble than thought
dying should be as easy as falling off a log
freedom is a luxury not a necessity
if you have many desires your life will be interesting
often you should act like you are sexless
when something terrible happens people wake up

- carved into the marble table im using now...

edit 4/22/05: all caps make hard reading. also, found out its polished granite, not marble.